Street Luge Prophets - The Most Extreme of Them All

Welcome to the secret society of street luge prophets. We're not just any prophets, we're the ones who predict the most extreme sports events, the ones who know the secrets of the universe, and the ones who can luge on a piece of cardboard.

What we do

• We predict the most unlikely sports events, like the winner of the annual "who can eat the most hot dogs" contest.
• We know the secrets of the universe, like the meaning of life, the answer to the ultimate question, and the best way to fold a fitted sheet.
• We lugedown the steepest streets in the city, on a skateboard, on a piece of cardboard, and while blindfolded.

Join us!

• Learn the art of luge prediction and become a certified street luge prophet.
• Get access to our secret society's hidden underground luge tracks.
• Get a free piece of cardboard for your very own lugeing.